To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High
It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also officials visiting our offices that polish language is commonly used by our polish speaking stuff. Such behaviour is violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like jebal to pies, kurewska robota,
, and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say spierdolil when someone makes a mistake, or pocalujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or gowno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srac and jebac are utterly inaappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of staff under any circumstances will be referred to as
, or pierdolony .
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac or olac nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as pedal.
5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be reffered to as pierdoly or
pomysly.
6. Do not say idz sie jebac if somebody is persistent, do not add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say zjebalili to (refer to item 2) nor wyjebiemy sie na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say spierdalaj na drzewo nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "Czego
chcesz?!".
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners kurewski dostawca or pierdolony DCF!
9. Do not say idzcie do
z tym when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer odpierdolcie sie ode mnie or metrowy ci w dupe when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as
swinia or kurewski .
11. The normal behaviour of our staff is no to be discussed in terms such as
, kurewskie bydle or pedal.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say moga sobie wsadzic to w dupe! Please keep hardcopy for your records and information.
Thank you and best regards
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